Sunday, February 15, 2009

Movies that Need to be Made but will never!

The Untold Story of Richard J. Lopez: The rags to riches story of one young man. Known has the only man to asphyxiate himself and live.

Sgt Kabukiman N.Y.P.D Part 2: Anthony Benedetto plays an undercover cop pretending to be a tutor in a local community college. When he tutors two students while they are making a drug trade, he is shot to death. Ancient Japanese powers bring back to life and he must rid the world of scum.

The Incredibly True Story of A Bachelor Party That Started in Tijuana But Ended in Harvard University: Nick Valente, Patrick J. Hickey Jr. and Anthony Benedetto play three guys who set out for a fun night at a bachelor party but end up in Harvard Law School.

Cannibal Night Massacre: Slumber Party Massacre meets Cannibal Apocalypse. John Saxon returns to play the role of a sewer dwelling cannibal and only Brett Allen can stop him. Fred "The Hammer" Williamson plays the no- nonsense Police Commissioner.

Class of Nuke'em High Part 4: Subhumanoids Take Manhattan: Brick Bronsky will play 17 unique roles this time around.

Hello You've Reached Bob: Everybody calls Bob thinking its a different number. Day and night Bob answers calls from all kinds of weird people and perverts. He sets out to change his number and comedy ensues at the phone company.

Chuck Norris VS. Dracula: Chuck Norris is back! Dracula has wiped out Norris's family. He must put his badge on the line to get revenge. Special Appearance by Charles Bronson.

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Charlie and Anthony and Mikey: Elliot Gould returns to the film that made him a house hold name. One night at a hotel room in New York several people end up in the wrong rooms. Identities are mistaken repeatedly. Who will end up with whom in the end. Peter Fonda plays Anthony Benedetto and Troy Donahue plays Mikey in his last film role.

Simeon: The Journey Of One Man Through Northern India With An Oedipus Complex: I smell a Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards.

Also in the works:

The Day of the Cannibal Monkeys

Lincoln and Washington: A Perverted Love Story

Lenny the Loveable Rapist

What's Your Problem Jerk?

What Did I Ever Do To Your Mother, Oh Now I remember

I Know Who I Am: AngelHeart Part 2

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